Your To Do List for Today

To Do List:

1. Wear a shirt that says “Life” and hand out lemons.
2. Go into a crowded elevator and say, “I bet you’re probably all wondering why I gathered you here today.” with a straight face.
3. Make Vanilla Pudding. Put it in a Mayo jar. Eat it in public.
4. Run into a store. Ask what year it is. When someone answers yell “IT WORKED!” and run out cheering.
5. Change name to Simon. Speak in 3rd person.