Rub Some Bacon On It

Well, I guess everyone loves Bacon, but maybe we don’t love bacon enough. Who knew all of the benefits of bacon? I bet you didn’t know how many of your problems you could solve with bacon, did you?

If you even kinda of like bacon, then you need to check out this video that will give you the contact info for the bacon hotline.


Bacon Hotline: 402-88-BACON

And now for some real calls to the bacon hotline:



rub some bacon on it